Okay so i know that you've probably been wondering "Where's Ty at?" Maybe you've been thinking that I've been off on some enchanted island fighting dragons, eating mangos and kiwis (not really enchanted fruit but there's something enchanting about them to me) and teaching the local inhabitants the language of Pig Latin "Ull Fay O Fay Hit Say, Ou Yay Ay Say?" Oh no! you say she wouldn't do that, she's probably off somewhere pursuing her doctorate (i swear i typed it 5 times cause it didnt look right) in Space Studies (sounds like a legit major). Nope i wasn't doing that either. In fact I've been doing the opposite of that. I haven't been doing anything in the way of making myself smarter, I've been dumbing myself down. I've been watching filth reality t.v., watching all kinds of Sci-Fi shows, reading books that make me want to grow up and be a wizard (hiho Dresden Files Series) and gaining weight.
While all of that would seem like a waste of time to the mere lay person, I've heard somewhere (in my own mind of course) that this is the precise course of life that the great Ernest Hemingway took. Not that I'm trying to be a great literary genius or anything I'm just saying I heard he was a big time drunk and my lights are out with two wine coolers so I'm doing quite well on the road of life. Anyways me and Fiance' now have his three boys living with us so its my two girls his three boys, and yes you heard right Boyfriend is now Fiance', we're getting married in August of this year. He's finally tricked me into marrying him the lucky dog! My favorite male bestie moved back to Cali *boooo, groan, sniffle* and i havent been able to find a suitable replacement for him yet. But i do have some cool new female friends so i guess that's ok. Wherever you are Nando just know that one of you equals about 3 weird and hopelessly romantic girly girls who are good with glue guns. Not sure if that's a compliment or not. I'll have to think about that one.
Anyways I'm back to blogging. It seems that without my usual outlet of being able to voice outloud the Random Foolishness that creeps into the crevices of my brain I've become quite insane and i don't care what the medical field says there just aint no pill for that. Updates coming soon........
